November 2011
81 posts
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
82 posts
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Julie, you scared me, i thought you were a rat!
Oct 31st
i forgot, but the point of my previous post was...
except for those big chunks of pie crust wtf
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Bill Proposed To Felonize Selling Fake Maple Syrup... →
themattsmith: I SUPPORT THIS LEGISLATION they can count on my vote
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
Oct 24th
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i’ve gotten so good at not using my thumb (cause i’m a baby and my cut hurts) fuck off humans, i’m single-handedly reversing evolution. OFF WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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i cut my finger
and i’m pretty drunk i was at a fundraiser with my dad and there were some sharp knives involved :c
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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pretty little liars
pretty little liars :’)
Oct 19th
is heidi montag ever going to be a thing again?
the second coming
Oct 19th
Oct 18th
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bradfordp replied to your photo: i was going to make coffee in hopes of finishing… whats in there besides vodka well i’m pretty fancyy so it’s like, as much vodka as you feel is appropriate when you’re alone studying, some NOS, which is objectively the best energy drink, and a touch of san pellegrino blood orange THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN’T RATIONAL IT’S PHYSIKUHL
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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DAMN JASON PUTS IT DOWN
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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I'm an inch shorter than I thought I was.
mykicks: This changes EVERYTHING. i know where it went, i’m an inch taller than i thought i was. ~my new life as a 6’3 person
Oct 17th
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i hate how humans need to sleep to survive
aren’t we past this yet? anyway, i won’t sleep, sorry, busy with terra nova. i’m going for haggard-chic for my presentation tomorrow i guess
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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i closed my eyes for a second
i napped for an hour and a half.
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
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I'm so drunk that this beer tastes like marzipan.
bradfordp: Oops. so heaven does exist
Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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My roommate is wearing pleather plants.
mrabsolution: it ain’t cute what’s the point if it’s not real leather. way to make a half-assed statement, pleather roommate.
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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