I don't have class today so I'm going to go on a... →
bradfordp: […] Vegan food - I like vegan food and eat it when I can. Eating less meat is good for the environment in so many ways, however I will never specify whether my meal is vegan or not because nothing sounds more pretentious. reblogging for the tags making #LOCALLY GROWN ASSHOLE trend if it’s the last thing i do
In high school my friend and I would hang during...
drunkchicksandbigdicks: and we’d be like “boys, stop it boys! We know we’re so pretty! Don’t chase us” and they would laugh. Then the coach would kick us out for distracting the guys ugh i wish i had thought of this
you were my favourite
you were the one who liked me most
pretty little liars summer finale i’m freaking out i’m scared :#
g0ldenshower: sometimes after i follow someone i feel like going to their ask and saying “excuse u do YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM” if they dont immediately follow back YAHOO SEARCH ME YOU DUMB FUCK
freshgangsta: it really annoys me that i don’t have a manly body i hate not being able to gain weight or put on muscle like some guys or have that naturally toned and thick build today i saw this guy wearing short shorts and he had really nice legs and i got so frustrated at my nasty chicken legs, argh! gpoy
i was reading the economist
and it turns out that the prime minister “rebranded the armed forces’ mission as fighting rather than peacekeeping”. i knew the Conservatives would fuck up Canada, but i didn’t know they’d actually go ahead and piss on our values. real cool, thanks. pRoUd 2 B CaNaDiAn*~ [i guess the prime minister needed something to do with all the F-35 fighter jets they...
wellalright: sigh, i’ll never be a celebrity baby and it’s killing me.
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
or because the other person is a human being, not a computer
bradfordp: Inside Muammar Gaddafi’s Airbus A340. this is the tackiest personal jet i’ve ever seen… who thought of this colour scheme?
mykicks: I feel like I need more pictures with people for when I die. I’ve got like, baby pictures, some pictures from birthdays, and then there’s just…. nothing. Nothing but Photobooth pics. “Well here’s him staring at the computer…. here he is holding up a cinnamon bun for some reason… here he is wearing pants that make his ass look good… here he is holding up a Justin Bieber birthday card…...
drunkchicksandbigdicks: imfamousontumblr: twerkin Mario you are so perfect this.
If New York City actually does sustain slight...
bradfordp: and descends into chaos triggered mostly by the whiney hysteric people that live there, I will be on the first flight up there to loot the fuck out of Opening Ceremony. TRUST & BELEIVE
clubbingwithbabyseals: I don’t get why people say “jesus take the wheel” jesus didn’t have a fucking license you’re just endangering more people by letting him drive idiots