anyone that says they’ve received a cooler birthday card than this is a big fat liar
i sat at a café and counted the number of guys who...
and it’s almost one in five… doesn’t this seem high?
i just saw midnight in paris, so i guess i have to...
it’s the only nominated movie i’ve seen, so i better have a strong opinion about it.
andeventhis replied to your post: frankchuck replied to your post: i made a bloody… it is the poutine of drinks. except americans haven’t been smart enough to copy the poutine yet, as i will unilaterally decide they did with the whole bloody caesar / mary situation. mexicans know what’s up though - nachos are the [tex] mex poutine for sure
two bros wearing backwards caps on the tram...
bro 1: it's just so different from back home, y'know?
bro 2: man, tell me about it, the air here is making my skin so shitty
bro 1: trust me bro, i have a cream for that, it's fucking legit
frankchuck replied to your post: i made a bloody caesar using tomato paste and water in the states we call them bloody mary. weird. oh. well apparently the bloody caesar is “virtually unknown outside of canada” huh.
chicojag: francisco look at shark video alllllll the time !!!!! thank god shark is a animal and not a women ah
mykicks replied to your post: i made a bloody caesar using tomato paste and water I read that as “toothpaste” no, toothpaste is for mojitos
agoldus answered your question: What are the physical changes that take place in boys? A boy’s voice gets deeper, his muscles develop and his chest gets broader. adam’s applesss i don’t have one of those either (i’m talking visible)… oh god what if i actually haven’t hit puberty yet
i made a bloody caesar using tomato paste and...
looks like shit tastes like vodka and spicy shit
Some movies can be sequels, prequels, remakes…. Stop me whenever you...– My film teacher
Anonymous asked: what is your favorite drink at starbucks?
What are the physical changes that take place in...
have i hit puberty yet?
imnotheretomakefriends: in class i was half way through a bottle of diet coke and i’m sitting there listening to a presentation on dopamine time trial things and my face just started feeling numb. then i kind of shifted and looked down at my notes and i felt drunk. i still feel like this and i have to go to work soon. what is wrong? WHAT WAS IN THAT DIET COKE?? this happened to me once right...
drinkyourjuice: “I learned a new way to tie my shoes from a TED talk and it changed my life.” — Ross i know which TED talk he’s referring to, and it hasn’t changed my life.
ringroads replied to your post: next to me, in class, a girl is making a list titled “Places to Visit” buddhapest lizbun sissyly constantinople purris buddha-pest would almost make sense fat spiritual leaders dying?
next to me, in class, a girl is making a list...
barcellona!! <3 paris istanbull sisilly lisbun budhapest?
fixyoweave replied to your photo: my roommate bought us red glasses for red wine. grossssssss. red wine is too alcoholic for me. wait… was this reply facetious? i’m scared.
santoslittlehelper: Subaru is really catering to the hipsters. No more ‘just for lesbians’ for them!
Anonymous asked: make another video. i love the sound of your voice!
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semiserious replied to your post: The cereal bars tested at 23 to 128 ppb for arsenic. These values are between 2 and 12 times the limit set by Health Canada. don’t try and die right now ok apparently the trick is to eat a lot of sulfur: eggs, onions, legumes, garlic. i don’t have any friends here, so smell is not an issue. also, the arsenic in the cereal bars came from rice syrup and...
night blindness, severe diarrhea, drowsiness, vomiting, fingernail pigmentation change, hair loss
The cereal bars tested at 23 to 128 ppb for...
ok, so i’m as good as dead. cereal bars are basically my breakfast and lunch when i’m at school. i probably eat like five a day.
mynamekyle: tomahok: okay eating indian was a bad idea i cant stop throwing up why do you think gandhi starved himself i miss indian food so much even that vomit is enticing
Clients From Hell: While figuring out the sizing... →
clientsfromhell: While figuring out the sizing of a poster for a client. Client: Wait… I see the 24”x36” option, but below it also says centimeters on it! Where are the centimeters? I don’t see them. Do they make it bigger that 24”x36”? Me: No. We work with other countries and include metric measurements for…
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
so i dropped some yogurt on my trackpad (because...
and now i can only click by “tapping”, not by pressing down (like, the noiseless click works, not the click that physically moves the glass pad) what should i do?