I really hate when people critique how you cook...
prof-oak: How about you just let me cook my own fucking meal, k? a few weeks ago, this girl warned me not to keep the lid on the pot while i was waiting for water to boil, because it would explode. the water would explode.
A haiku about getting out of bed
No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
I don’t want your hot money! Because I know that in a crisis you’ll...– My economics teacher, nov. 17th, 2009
blaaargh: “Calvin Klein sent his recently arrested on-again-off-again porn-star boyfriend, Nick Gruber, to rehab on his private plane. “There was a fear that if Nick flew commercial, he might go to the bar first. He had to be delivered there,” says “a source.” Gruber was arrested for misdemeanor assault earlier this week; a police search turned up cocaine on his person.” — P6 making a living...
just had a dream that beyoncé released an album...
it was her best album, kinda hope it happens a little bit?
leoandtelevision replied to your photo: omg these two are the best example of the… Oh my God this blog is now my everything. i can’t stop welcome to the 1980’s
HOW AM I EVER GOING TO BE AN ADULT IF I CAN'T...
Do you like that Gotye song? I like it. I didn’t like it before, but then...– girl from Toronto
That’s right -redacted-, get that all the way in there, and swallow.– my philosophy professor, nov. 2nd, 2009 (re: eating a sandwich before answering a question)
so bored that i went for a run
this goes against everything i slouch for
It’s pulled out of your sister when I blow into her eye– my psychology professor, oct. 28th, 2009 (re:classical conditioning of children)
Tamara, you’re so pretty but you make so many mistakes!– my italian teacher
I just heard Fergie's "Glamorous" on the bus...
and does she say “the glamorous, the flossy flossy”? is flossing only for rich people?
i watched all six seasons of dexter. what now?
i wanted to get my hair cut tomorrow, but every...
apparently italians are celebrating their liberation from the nazis. which i don’t really understand, because they had nothing to do with that liberation. nothing to be proud of here, moving on. [the same could be said of canada’s “independence”, which was basically a gift from an uninterested britain]
there's this guy in my class that i call Ken Doll...
and today he was wearing a sweater with a picture of Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld sitting together, with the caption “WE MAKE IT, YOU BUY IT” EDIT: i found the tshirt version
i'm reading this police/crime/mystery novel, and i...
it was written in 2001, so i don’t know, whatever, but the problem is that he centered the plot on webcams and online chatting. at first i ignored the incongruous details (or things that were just highly unlikely), but it turns out that the whole explanation behind the denouement is impossible. the protagonist supposedly has a conversation with the murderer on iChat (they are in adjoining...