May 2012
97 posts
Couple talking to me about the importance of...
yes, “they” should pay their fair share, not you
1 tag
I could just finger that innocent black man.
– Humanities professor, feb. 2nd, 2010
Still dizzy from Zachary Quinto's portrayal of a...
*swoon*
I won’t be anal about the word count, as long as you make the introduction...
– My economics professor, nov. 26th 2009
i woke up and my previously empty train...
$24 tax return, party at my place tonight!!!
leoandtelevision:
i don’t think there’s anything sadder in the world than a banner that was printed out on many sheets of letter format paper and then taped together
chekhov:
still not sure why we said “chanel” in place of “gucci” for that 2 week period
because something that’s “not very chanel” is probably “very gucci”
last summer, i was lounging by the pool with music...
and my younger cousins (who don’t speak much english) thought britney spears’ song “selfish” was about crustacea
Boom, boom, baby
Pick you up in my Mercedes
I’ma be a little shellfish
Oh, oh
Tonight I’m gonna be a little shellfish
tonight i got scolded by an italian taxi driver
because i told him my recipe for risotto includes garlic.
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I really hate when people critique how you cook...
prof-oak:
How about you just let me cook my own fucking meal, k?
a few weeks ago, this girl warned me not to keep the lid on the pot while i was waiting for water to boil, because it would explode.
the water would explode.
A haiku about getting out of bed
No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
April 2012
153 posts
I don’t want your hot money! Because I know that in a crisis you’ll...
– My economics teacher, nov. 17th, 2009