May 2012
97 posts
May 6th
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Couple talking to me about the importance of...
yes, “they” should pay their fair share, not you
May 6th
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1 tag
“I could just finger that innocent black man.”
– Humanities professor, feb. 2nd, 2010
May 5th
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Still dizzy from Zachary Quinto's portrayal of a...
*swoon*
May 5th
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“I won’t be anal about the word count, as long as you make the introduction...”
– My economics professor, nov. 26th 2009
May 4th
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i woke up and my previously empty train...
May 4th
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$24 tax return, party at my place tonight!!!
May 3rd
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leoandtelevision: i don’t think there’s anything sadder in the world than a banner that was printed out on many sheets of letter format paper and then taped together
May 3rd
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chekhov: still not sure why we said “chanel” in place of “gucci” for that 2 week period because something that’s “not very chanel” is probably “very gucci”
May 2nd
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last summer, i was lounging by the pool with music...
and my younger cousins (who don’t speak much english) thought britney spears’ song “selfish” was about crustacea Boom, boom, baby Pick you up in my Mercedes I’ma be a little shellfish Oh, oh Tonight I’m gonna be a little shellfish
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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tonight i got scolded by an italian taxi driver
because i told him my recipe for risotto includes garlic.
May 1st
7 notes
1 tag
May 1st
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I really hate when people critique how you cook...
prof-oak: How about you just let me cook my own fucking meal, k? a few weeks ago, this girl warned me not to keep the lid on the pot while i was waiting for water to boil, because it would explode. the water would explode.
May 1st
11 notes
A haiku about getting out of bed
No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
May 1st
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April 2012
153 posts
“I don’t want your hot money! Because I know that in a crisis you’ll...”
– My economics teacher, nov. 17th, 2009
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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